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Cheese fries
In my hands
Make me a happy man
Cheese fries
In my face
Leave no aftertaste

And I know that they're bad for you
Covered in that gloppy goo
And I know that it's such a waste
So much food, so little taste

Cheese Fries
Make no sense
That's why I give them as Christmas presents
Cheese Fries
They don't smoke
'Cause that's bad for you, it ain't no joke

And I know that they taste like dung
But that's half of the point of 'um
The other half is heart attacks
They're one of Gd's perfect snacks

This
Is the end
Of the song.