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Waiting for a Ho
(More Songs About Cowboys and Moisture - 2004)
From the short film LOVED AND/OR LAID, written and directed by Justin Remer.
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You've got to get a girl between you and the mattress
You've got to get a girl between you and the bed
You've got to get a girl between you and the mattress
To relieve all the tension building up in your head.
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'Cause you're just sittin' here, sittin' and waitin'
Biting your fingers, anticipating
Not quite sure if she's really gonna show
Sittin' in a motel room, waitin' for a ho
Your needle has got rusty and it will not work at all
Your needle has got rusty, it will not come when you call
Your needle has got rusty, and it will not work worth spit
Your needle has got rusty, well, who was the last one playing with it?
CHORUS
You don't care if people know
'Cause you don't fear what people say
You're just getting a little bit curious
I mean, is she gonna show sometime today?
CHORUS
[Deleted verse:
You've got to get your hambone boiled
'Cause you don't wanna let your hambone spoil
Said you've got to get your hambone boiled
'Cause you can't keep it fresh with no aluminum foil.]