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"That never happens," they say, when I say, "They got better"
"They got better? They never get better," They say,
When I say, "They got better."
Then they say, "No, they never get better."

"It just happened one day, I didn't need them anymore.
Isn't that what eyeglasses are for?"
"No, that's not what they're for.
They make your eyes weaker so you need them more and more."
"But my eyes got better," I say, and they say,
"No, they never get better."

Hey 2-Eyes
Where are your glasses at?
Hey 2-Eyes
You think you're slick like that?

You see, some days I'd forget to put them on
'Cause I could see okay, and I needed to get gone
"You know you look better, you look much better,"
They'd say, when I got to my classes
"You know you look better, you look much better
That way, without your glasses."

Hey 2-Eyes
Where are your glasses at?
Hey 2-Eyes
You think you're slick like that?

So you can call it vanity
Or a triumph of the will
But this physician healed himself
Without a potion or a pill
And you can doubt my sanity (YOU'RE INSANE!)
Call me a liar if you will (LIAR!)
'Cause I know they never never never... they never get better
But my eyes got better

Hey 2-Eyes
Where are your glasses at?
Hey 2-Eyes
You think you're slick like that?

I never had to wear contacts...

They never never never
They never get better...