Elastic No-No Band: 117 mp3's (& more)

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An early sample of our upcoming double-CD release, Fustercluck!!!, due Jan. 2010.

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The shame about manboobs
Is that there's no urban legend linking them to penis size
'Cause you wouldn't be ashamed of manboobs
If they made the ladies think you had a python between your thighs

The shame
About manboobs
The shame
About manboobs

The shame about manboobs
Is that they're always there when you look down
The shame about manboobs
Is that you can't move away and just leave 'em in another town

'Cause they're always there waitin'
When you get where you're goin'
They're always there waitin'
When you get where you're goin'

And I remember when I was just a boy
I was told by a friend of my dad
He said, "Son, when you get yourself an old lady,
Just make sure she's got bigger jugs than you have."

The shame about manboobs
Is that no one believes that your pecs are just really built
The shame about manboobs
Is that they're more ridiculous than a weiner dog in a kilt

There's no Scottish dachshunds
So don't dress 'em that way
There's no Scottish dachshunds
So don't dress 'em that way

The shame about manboobs
Is the way they tend to hop and bop and swing
The shame about manboobs
Is that despite all their weight, they can't feed a dadgum thing

Sure, some folks have tried it
But I wouldn't wanna drink that
Sure, some folks have tried it
But I wouldn't wanna drink that

And you can get embarassed
To take your shirt off when it's hot
You can get peevish about your cleavage
When folks start to giggle 'bout the chest-flesh that you got

So I will not be ashamed of manboobs
And I will flaunt my flesh with a heaping dose of pride
So when you see you me, you may just see manboobs
But I'm not just a pair of tits, and I won't be objectified.