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COME SEE US LIVE!
Elastic No-No Band will be playing a residency at the Sidewalk Cafe throughout June.

Check our Gigs page for details!

Also, anyone who sees us in June will get an EXCLUSIVE FREE CD called Manboobs, featuring 6 tracks from our upcoming album Fustercluck!!!.

And download the new Fustercluck!!! song
"(The Shame About) Manboobs"
RIGHT HERE!

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ALSO

Finally available for sale online!

"I Am Klaus Kinski And This Is My Shirt!" shirts!

Sizes Small to 2XL!
Buy it now at Olive Juice Music!

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Also, please enjoy
THE ENB JUKEBOX
(Featuring a random sampling of the free mp3's and audio streams on this site)

REMEMBER!
Elastic No-No Band is just like
ELLIE THE ELASTIC ELEPHANT:

A big white elephant in the room that no one talks about...
UNLESS YOU SPREAD THE WORD!
TELL YOUR FRIENDS!